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Rod Serling Might Intro The Next 4 Years This Way
Donald Trump, a nondescript kind of man who finds himself President Elect of the United State of America.
Like every other President Elect caught in the wheels of scrutiny within the public eye.
He’s scared, right down to the marrow of his bones but it isn’t the oval office that scares him.
The hectic schedule, the looming responsibility or even the office itself.
It’s something that holds Donald Trump in the hot sweaty grip of fear. Something worse that any punishment this world or the Democrats have to offer.
Something found only in the Twilight Zone.
Don Cuozzo shared Draft Judge Andrew Napolitano for President’s photo.
Debt Ceiling Analogy
You come home from work and find there has been a sewer back-up in the neighborhood…. your home has sewerage all the way up to the ceilings. What should you do?
Raise the ceilings or remove the SHIT?
Retraining of Cattle Guards Ordered
… You will love this one, I haven’t stop laughing yet. For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the “guards,” probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that…before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. ‘Times are hard,’ said Joe Biden, ‘it’s only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! ‘ And these two guys are running our country, Passed on to you without further comment… I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING – – – – OH LORD HELP US!!!!